
Wednesday, 14 November 2007
Friday, 8 June 2007
Tuesday, 17 April 2007
Sumo Hulk
I copied this picture from the original one below. He didn't turn out right so I named him Sumo Hulk. After scanning the picture I coloured it in using Photoshop and the bucket tool. The original picture was just a drawing too and was also coloured in using Photoshop.
Sumo Hulk used to go wrestling. That's how Sumo Hulk became very very strong. Sumo Hulk ran very very fast and jumped very very very high on to a very very very high building and jumped on another building and kept on jumping until he finds a plane and jumps on a plane. Sumo Hulk found a plane and jumped on the wing of the plane. The wing of the plane snapped and Sumo Hulk landed on a car and nearly broke his back. The plan was falling down fast. Sumo Hulk saw the plan falling. Real Hulk saved the plane falling. Sumo Hulk ran to Real Hulk and said, "You little... Why did you save that plane, Hulk?" Hulk said, "How do you know my name?" Sumo Hulk said, "Becaus I'm cool!" Hulk said, "No you're not!" Sumo Hulk and Hulk started to fight. Sumo Hulk won the fight. Sumo Hulk and Hulk turned into a normal man and both of them went home.

Sumo Hulk used to go wrestling. That's how Sumo Hulk became very very strong. Sumo Hulk ran very very fast and jumped very very very high on to a very very very high building and jumped on another building and kept on jumping until he finds a plane and jumps on a plane. Sumo Hulk found a plane and jumped on the wing of the plane. The wing of the plane snapped and Sumo Hulk landed on a car and nearly broke his back. The plan was falling down fast. Sumo Hulk saw the plan falling. Real Hulk saved the plane falling. Sumo Hulk ran to Real Hulk and said, "You little... Why did you save that plane, Hulk?" Hulk said, "How do you know my name?" Sumo Hulk said, "Becaus I'm cool!" Hulk said, "No you're not!" Sumo Hulk and Hulk started to fight. Sumo Hulk won the fight. Sumo Hulk and Hulk turned into a normal man and both of them went home.

Monday, 19 February 2007
Friday, 16 February 2007
Wednesday, 14 February 2007
Saturday, 10 February 2007
wine
Friday, 9 February 2007
Viewtiful Joe

Viewtiful Joe is only black and red. He is very strong and muscly. Viewtiful Joe can kill a robot and a robot cowboy with guns. He can do fast and slow motion. He does his fast motion to kill the robots, he does his slow motion to kill the electric girls. He fights dinosaurs and robot sharks. He likes burgers. He can jump very high. He twirls around then he bashes on to the ground and cracks the ground. He has a giant robot of himself who is Viewtiful Joe's friend.
Thursday, 8 February 2007
Lizard man

Lizard man has snake hair, he tells the snakes to eat anybody who goes past him. He is a ghost and he only has a head, he doesn't have a body. He sleeps in a tree house and he sleeps in a sleeping bag. He can fly around. When he's in the sky he eats the birds and when the birds have seen one bird being eaten the other birds fly away and hide in the clouds. Lizard man just eats anything, he will even chew through metal even if it's got sick on he will still eat it, gross eh? When the snakes get too big for their skin they can come out of lizard man's head and wiggle out of their own skin then they go back into lizard man's head. He has a friend who is half alien, half vampire. He can do some of the same things that lizard man can do.
Wednesday, 31 January 2007
Sports Car and Racing Car

Sports Car says to himself, "Speed... Fast... 44 losers... 1 winner." Vrooom!!!
"Sports Car, are you ready?" says Racing Car.
"Yeah yeah, come out then! What a nice skid, Sports Car".
"Thank you." says Sports Car.
"Go a head... bash the green ugly car!" say Sports Car's friends.
Sports Car bashes into Racing Car...
Vroom, bash boom boom boom.
Racing Car passes Sports Car. "Oh no, Racing Car has passed me. That's it!" Vroom, yeah, man".
"I'll get you, Sports Car!" says Racing Car.
Sports Car is determined to win. "Come on, I need to win this race."
The race heats up. "Come on, I need to get passed Sports Car and win this race." says racing car.
Mega-Phone booms,"Who's going to win this race because it's a draw for now."
The racing car looked at sports car as they approaced a corner. The racing car didn't know there was a corner. sports Car turned the corner Racing Car crashed.
Sports Car was slowing down because he was in his head, "I need to win this race because everybody has passed me."
Sports Car woke up from his thoughts. All of the cars passed him and they were crashing all over the place. Sports Car was dodging all of the cars... they needed to race for 150 laps.
Sports Car lapped the other cars, the other cars needed to do two laps but Sports Car only needed to do one lap. There were two cars left, Racing Car and Sports Car. The racing car has just got one lap like the sports car but the sports car has nearly won the race. Racing Car nearly gave up but no he wanted to win the race. Sports Car finished before the racing car and Racing Car was grumpy.
"Sports Car, are you ready?" says Racing Car.
"Yeah yeah, come out then! What a nice skid, Sports Car".
"Thank you." says Sports Car.
"Go a head... bash the green ugly car!" say Sports Car's friends.
Sports Car bashes into Racing Car...
Vroom, bash boom boom boom.
Racing Car passes Sports Car. "Oh no, Racing Car has passed me. That's it!" Vroom, yeah, man".
"I'll get you, Sports Car!" says Racing Car.
Sports Car is determined to win. "Come on, I need to win this race."
The race heats up. "Come on, I need to get passed Sports Car and win this race." says racing car.
Mega-Phone booms,"Who's going to win this race because it's a draw for now."
The racing car looked at sports car as they approaced a corner. The racing car didn't know there was a corner. sports Car turned the corner Racing Car crashed.
Sports Car was slowing down because he was in his head, "I need to win this race because everybody has passed me."
Sports Car woke up from his thoughts. All of the cars passed him and they were crashing all over the place. Sports Car was dodging all of the cars... they needed to race for 150 laps.
Sports Car lapped the other cars, the other cars needed to do two laps but Sports Car only needed to do one lap. There were two cars left, Racing Car and Sports Car. The racing car has just got one lap like the sports car but the sports car has nearly won the race. Racing Car nearly gave up but no he wanted to win the race. Sports Car finished before the racing car and Racing Car was grumpy.
Monday, 29 January 2007
Saturday, 27 January 2007
The titans
10 4, man hunter. your on super man. Having spent time as an energy being recently, i can calculate over nineteen sophisticated ways to get through this. But sometimes, the direct approach is best. on my mark, please, barda. now kra koom. zzz st.
Wednesday, 24 January 2007
Captian underpants
Once upon a time there were two cool kids named George and Harold but they had a mean principle named Mr. Krupp. "Come over here bubs." "No, way!" One time George and Harold hypnotized Mr. Krupp with the 3D 'hipno ring'. George and Harold made him think he was a great super hero named Captain Underpants. "Look... I'm Captain Underpants. Ha ha ha this is George Beard and Harold Hutchins. George is the one on the left with the tie and the flat top. Harold is the one on the right with the T shirt and the bad haircut. Remember that now. People please wear your socks on the gym floor."
Tuesday, 23 January 2007
Fantastic Four
I'm getting bored I've been ready for ages you take longer to get dressed then girls i dated. Ben aliens theirs no getting bored in meeting aliens. Johny? are you OK sure. Cycle the airlock. They've cleared and sealed their airlock. I guess we just go in. Kinda scummy. Ben's turned into rocky eye for the alien guy. Just get the door shut so they can cycle the airlock. Their we go. Flooding the lock with their atmosphere. Kind of a gross color. gross is right. according to my readings, three good lungfuls of this would kill you stone dead. Whoops. This is it hold on... i think the translator i rigged up in this should work.
Saturday, 20 January 2007
Wobbly Dobbly Jelly
Wobbly Dobbly likes dancing and rolling around. He eats himself then grows back more jelly. Wobbly Dobbly jelly is cute. He gets angry because people put him in the fridge and he gets cold. If you eat him he turns in to a adult and eats people and then grows back more jelly. He walks like a pigeon. He is a red jelly and people like to eat him. Wobbly dobbly jelly is a baby. He has lost one tooth. He can stick to windows like an octopus and walls like spider man. Wobbly Dobbly jelly is a boy. He is a lump of jelly. He bounces around like he's on a trampoline. He wears boxers for bed and he sleeps in a dog bed as well. Wobbly Dobbly jelly is a silly creature. His name is called Wobbly DobbLy jelly.
The Amazing Spider Man.

Hah, spider man thinks Kraven is fighting him just for the sheer love of battle! But little does the web-slinging fool realise that the Green Goblin has promised to pay the hunter twenty thousand dollars for the death of Spiderman! Even as they fought Kraven was so obsessed with the thoughtof the $20,000 he had been promised that he could barely concentrate on the matter at hand...! He's been watching! He sees me winning! The money's as good as mine! But now spider man is raising himself up! I didn't think he had the strength! And so... The Goblin saw me battle Spiderman... he saw how much stronger I was... how much more skillful! Now I want my first payment! There will be only one payment... the full amount... but not until Spiderman has been completely destroyed. Look, don't take it out on me fella! I'm just his go-between! If you have any gripes tell 'em to my boss! I'll do more than tell him. After Spiderman falls the Green Goblin will by my next victim! You're living in a fools paradise chum. Nobody can beat the Goblin! Get out! Tell him to pay me... or he dies! But no sooner did the unknown emissary depart... How easy for the greatest hunter of all to silently follow the Goblin's hireling. Sooner or later he'll contact he Goblin and when he does Kraven will have his money and his revenge! But as the long uneventful evening wore on... No sign of the Goblin! He must not be meeting him tonight. But at least I learned that his mouthpiece is Norman Osborn, the rich chemical manufacturer. The Green Goblin must be bigger than I thought to have a millionaire like him serving as his flunky.
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